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One of my more recent posts Sex Quotes and Sayings is currently ‘riding’ high in my sidebar Popular Posts list and so I thought I’d give readers a bit more of what a lot of you obviously like.

Money may very well make the world go round but sex often stops it in its tracks and takes a huge slice of the cash. Sex is big business, and my list of sex quotes includes some quips from Hollywood film stars Julia Roberts, Dustin Hoffman and Steve Martin. Hollywood and sex quotes go hand in hand together.

The verbal foreplay starts with a quote from sexy Chinese actress Bai Ling and whether you are male or female, even in-between, there’s a quote listed below to suit everyone.

Sex Quotes for Her and Sex Quotes for Him

“Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.” — Bai Ling

“Scientists have discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive…it’s called wedding cake.” —  Laura Estes

“I’m a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we’re making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.” – Joan Rivers

“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.  People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.” – Elton John

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.” – Woody Allen funny sex quotes

“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” – Woody Allen

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” – Lynn Lavner

“I’ve never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I’m like the queen of the foreplay dissolve.” – Julia Roberts

“Sex is like maths. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don’t multiply.” – Author Unknown

“The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm.” – Author Unknown

“Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.” – Author Unknown

“I’m a terrible lover. I’ve actually given a woman an anti-climax.” – Scott Roeben

“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” – Dustin Hoffman

“You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman…….Stuff you pay good money for in later life.” – Emo Philips

“When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys.” – Andrew G. Dehel

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.” – Steve Martin

“I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.” – Leslie Nielsen

“Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” – Delores in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” – Barbara Bush

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pen*s, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams

If you have a favourite sex quote, then oil it up and slip it into the comments box below.

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