Funny Cartoon Quotes

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If you asked 20 people to name their favourite cartoon character you’d probably get at least 10 different answers. Mine would be that great master of disaster Homer Simpson from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons.

Homer Simpson has come out with some great cartoon quotes but there are also many other cartoon characters who would be many peoples top choice. Below are a selection of funny cartoon quotes from some of the very best animated shows, and is there any better place to start than with possibly the most famous cartoon quote of all from that old lovable rascal Bugs Bunny.

Bugs Bunny Funny Cartoon Quotes“Eh, what’s up, doc? You can’t shoot a wabbit.” - Bugs Bunny

“Why can’t they invent something for us to marry instead of women?” – Fred Flintstone

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.” - Homer Simpson

“God, I’d like to offer you this milk and cookies. If you want me to eat these for you please give me no sign.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m beginning to think that maybe it’s wrong to put someone who thinks they’re a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.” – Stan in South Park

“Don’t worry, siblings. We’ll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing.” – Yakko in Animaniacs

“The present may stink, but at least now we can look forward to a better yesterday.” - Fry in Futurama

“I ain’t no tailor but I know what suits me.” – Popeye

“Scooby Doobie Doooo!” – Scooby Doo

“I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”- Spongebob Squarepants

“The most active thing about me is my imagination.” - Garfield

“I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole” – Beavis

“Don’t do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It’s called college.” – Chef in South Park

Homer Simpson Funny Cartoon Quotes“Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.” - Homer Simpson

“I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.” – Bart Simpson

“Don’t do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don’t not do it!” – Professor in Futurama

“Here, go buy yourself some more money.” – Peter in Family Guy

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