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Everybody likes to laugh and some of the biggest laughter lines etched on people’s faces were caused by cartoon characters like Homer SimpsonSpongeBob SquarePants and old favourites like Bugs Bunny and Top Cat. Their unique brand of humour and funny cartoon quotes have wrinkled a few faces the world over.

Below I have listed some of the best funny cartoon quotes from cartoon characters who have been captured in animated and motion pictures.

Homer Simpson Quotes

Homer Simpson The Simpsons More Funny Cartoon QuotesRemember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman’s bottom? That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman

Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Eric Cartman Quotes (South Park)

When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.

Oh boy Kyle, you just made a huge withdraw at the First Bank of Lies.

Well God, I guess you got me again, didn’t you? Yeah, that was a good one God. Hope it made you laugh…you sick bastard.

Wile E. Coyote Quotes

You are a rabbit, and I’m going to eat you for supper. Now, don’t try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I’m a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I’ll give you the customary 2 minutes to say your prayers.

Oh, you’re going to stay for lunch. You are lunch. Now, what kind of wine goes best with wild game? You are game, aren’t you?

Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius. I like the way it rolls out. Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius.

Fred Flintstone Quotes

Fred Flintstone More Funny Cartoon QuotesMy! Aren’t we plural lately?

The nerve of that guy, waking up a man in his hammock.

I just want my old job back and my old life. Oh and two weeks paid vacation for all the workers in the quarry, an annual cost-of-living increase, and those little packets of ketchup in the lunch room. (John Goodman in the film The Flintstones (1994) )

Bugs Bunny Quotes

If it’s the Captain’s Mess, let him clean it up.

Eeeeeeh, watch me paste that pathetic palooka with a powerful, pachydermous, percussion pitch.

Oh, I hate to see a grown man cry… especially when it’s a girl.

SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he’s a bronzefish.

Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.

Top Cat Quotes

top cat More Funny Cartoon QuotesIt’s the moment of decision….do we want other moochers movin’ in and moochin’ in our moochery? No, we must make a stand. And most of all, remember, it’s not for us… it’s for Tony and all the zebras in Africa.

Ah, yes, the famous Bottom brothers…..There was Foundat Bottom, Rock Bottom, and of course, Fitat Bottom.

Remember, I’ve been using my brain for years. Officer Dibble’s is still practically brand new.

Bart Simpson Quotes

You know, I’ve done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I’m paying the price. But there’s so many things I’ll never get a chance to do…smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair.

Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing

I think it’s ironic that for once dad’s butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

Popeye Quotes

cartoon character popeye More Funny Cartoon QuotesThere’s no ifs, ans or maybes….I’ll never have babies….I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!

I oughta busk you right in the mush.

I’m strong to the finish cause I eats me spinach.


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