One of the most well-known innuendos is Mae West’s thought-provoking and groin stirring quote “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”. Miss West came out with a few more funny innuendos and double entendres too and you can read some of them in the list below which also has gems from among others Barack Obama and Austin Powers.
Some of the Best Funny Innuendos and Double Entendres
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.” – Mae West
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.” – Mae West
“A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.” – Mae West
“You may be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.” – Austin Powers
“If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me.” – song lyrics by David Bellamy.
“I personally feel this kind of thing leaves a nasty taste in one’s mouth, and that the perpetrators need to be taken firmly in hand.” – Source unknown
“Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.” – Famous English Public House sign.
“Michelle doesn’t go all the way down.” – Barack Obama talking about his wife’s press-up technique.
“Having seen what she did to the baritone, the director is keen to see what she might do for a tenor,” – Humphrey Lyttelton’s funny innuendo about fictional character Samantha on the BBC TV panel show I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue.
“I’ve got to get Mrs Gimlet to Oldham and then I’m going to Bangor as fast as I can” – Viz comic
Funny Sports Innuendos and Double Entendres
“What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?” – James Allen interviewing Formula One Grand Prix driver Ralf Schumacher.
“As a cricketer, we specialize in sorting out maidens and we pride ourselves on finding the gap every time.” – Kyle Raoul Williamson
“The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey.” – Funny cricket quote by commentator Brian Johnston.
“Yes, Seaman’s on everyone’s lips this morning.” – Funny football quote by TV sports presenter Des Lynam.
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