Friends TV sitcom was first aired on September 1994 and ran for 10 seasons and 236 episodes. The last show ran on May 6 2004 attracting 52.5 million American viewers.
Below are some of the best Friends quotes from the hit TV show.
‘Sure I pee-d on her. And if I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!’
‘That’s a great story. Can I eat it.’
‘I’ve discovered I’m able to count all my teeth using just my tongue.’
‘Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.’
‘I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.’
‘Why do bad things happen to good people.’
‘If you ever hurt my little sister (Monica), if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass!’
‘I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?’
‘It throws my Wenus out of whack.’
‘Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.’
‘All right. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave.’
He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!
‘Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.’
‘They don’t know that we know they know we know.’
‘Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic.’
‘Chandler Bing, it’s time to see your thing.’
‘Being alone sucks!’
‘Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!’
‘Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. … OK, now most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp. … You want to hit ’em all and you wanna mix ’em up. You gotta keep ’em on their toes. … You could start out with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three. A five. A four. A three, two. Two. A two, four, six. Two, four, six. Four. Two. Two. Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!’
‘Fine! Judge all you want, but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!’
‘I’m Monica. I’m disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.’
‘My motto is get out before they go down.’
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